*KSCH* Officer down *KSCH* I repeat, we have an officer down 6 sizes after dieting. *KSCH* looks ridiculous in now-too-big uniform and hat— Joe Rumrill (@2tonbug) January 18, 2013
"daddy where do babies come from" "we just don’t know, sweetie…*peers through blinds, the sky is dark with babies* "…we just don’t know"— Horton Atonto (@crushingbort) February 28, 2013
I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR THE TREES; THEY SAY “SHOW US YOUR TITS” dude that’s not what we said, come on NOW THEY SAY “LORAX IS REALLY COOL”— la petite bort (@important_celeb) April 13, 2012
Just ordinary sheep after eating grass during winter season
i’m still lauhging at this look at these fucking idiots
can i marry him
Me: “I think you breathe a little too much.”
Me and my sibling can go from
in like three seconds
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.